I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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