i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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