sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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