ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
If I die, sorry about rent.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies