Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?