Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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