Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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