Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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