Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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