So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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