Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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