plz talk dirty to me
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
