We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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