You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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