Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Also, beer. Big fan.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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