so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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