how can u be prego again
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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