He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
what day is it and did you see me today?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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