i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Dicks are not precious.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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