How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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