So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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