She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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