hotel room ftw
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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