whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
