Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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