The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
