Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.