Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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