we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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