Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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