Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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