No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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