$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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