4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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