I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
