So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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