I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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