Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
3 2 1 whiskey
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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