I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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