Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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