i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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