Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
They took my balls.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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