he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Who put my cat in the fridge?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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