did you get engaged???
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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