He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
These tits shall not be calmed
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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