Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
