I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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