Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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