Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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