So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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