why didn't you poke me back
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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