her vagine was all disorganized.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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