Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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