There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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