I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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