i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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