let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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