my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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