I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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