i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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